1. I like him, but can we stop acting like President Obama is the Jesus remix now?
2. Is there anything else going on but the rent?
3. Was Halle Berry and the Harper’s Bazaar editors going for the Beyonce 20 years older and 40 pounds later look?
4. What decade is this?
5. So Donnie McClurkin compares being gay to being a diabetic. The ghey used to be compared to incest and bestiality. Should we call this progress?
6. By the way:
I’m a diabetic now and I don’t eat sugar, but it doesn’t mean that I don’t want sugar. The more I don’t eat the sugar, the more I lose the taste for sugar and the more my diet starts to change permanently – I can’t stand a regular soda now because it’s too much sugar. So, the more I don’t intake the sugar, the more it leaves out of my desire.
Isn’t this a flawed analogy? Like basically saying I’m gay but I won’t give head. In the end, aren’t you still on team peen – just riding the bench?
No pun intended.
7. He seems like a nice guy, but am I the only one who has trouble making out Harlem Heights cast member Jason’s accent?
8. Will The Real Slim Shady please stand up and find a new shtick?
9. Can someone fetch me a fish sandwich? Extra hot sauce, please.
10. If the rumors are true, why is it taking so long for Amber Rose to figure out that she doesn’t like sex with Kanye because she’s a lesbian?
11. Have you gone goo goo for GaGa yet?
12. They do realize we know it’s them calling the paps, right?
13. Why haven’t you written a letter to The Recession Diaries? Don’t worry, though, you still can: therecessiondiaries@gmail.com.
Thank you in advance.
14. Is Meagan Good for real with her singing dreams?
15. Why won’t Black directors give Viola Davis work?
16. Do ya’ll realize that if The Game and Everybody Hates Chris are cancelled that the only Black-helmed shows on TV will be from Tyler Perry?
16b. When will someone alert Hollywood that we can have more than one Black power player at a time?
17. Who knew the Black Eyed Peas were back let alone with a #1 single?
18. White people, can you tell me why ya’ll love Flo’rida so much?
19. Am I the only one laughing at My Little Keyshia?
20. Is the recession killing Beyonce’s tour game?
Bonus: I’m on that nice shit right now. Tell me something good that’s happened to you this week.
Then tell me what I should do for my birthday.
The Cynical Ones 
I fell asleep on that Beyonce clip. She will not be getting my extra stimulus tax break $40 a month. Oh, and the real question should be why is she still singing Destiny’s Child songs. She has 3 albums to sing from now, yet she still does the SAME songs from Destiny’s Child when she hits the stage. If I hear Say My Name one more time…..
Comment by Anonymous — April 9, 2009 @ 10:44 am |
I personally can’t stand Beyawnce, I find her extremeeeely boring and over-rated, I didn’t get the Beyawnce comparison with Halle, Beyawnce is going to look horrible when she reaches Halles age- look at her mother.
btw, when is your b-day? Mine is this sunday, I have absolutely no plans (that I know of), I can’t even think of anything I want to do
anyway happy b.day babe!
Comment by lioness411 — April 9, 2009 @ 11:47 am |
I agree with the Donnie McClurkin situation. He’s basically saying he’s gay but won’t act on it in the hopes of homosexuality completing leaving his system because he’s not practicing. Yeah ok Donnie.
Comment by SoMizzundastood — April 9, 2009 @ 1:25 pm |
Yes keyshia Cole looks very ghetto on the cover of King. Why is she posing like that. Like one of them low priced club pics that they used to take with the polaroid.
Amber Rose looks way better in that gay pic than she does now. She looks like an albino street walker
Comment by SoMizzundastood — April 9, 2009 @ 1:27 pm |
I was JUST talking about #18 WTF is that about?
Comment by Monica Lake — April 9, 2009 @ 1:35 pm |
@ anon: I’m tired of hearing those songs but those had a lot to do with her career so she can’t ignore them. Same with Prince, Madonna, and other old heads: They try to work in more new material, but folks want the old hits.
@ lioness: I rebuke thee in the name of Bey standom. LOL. Nah, hmm, my b-day is Easter. Birthday buddy. 🙂
@ SoMizzundastood: Exactly. He’s encouraging people to deny something that’s natural. Thank you making it even harder for gay Black folk, Donnie.
LMAO @ albino street walker.
@ Monica: Word. In LA it’s only pop stations and all I ever hear are him and Lady GaGa. Don’t let them do a song together. It would be the new “One Sweet Day.”
Comment by Michael — April 9, 2009 @ 3:56 pm |
14. Is Meagan Good for real with her singing dreams?
Horrible!
15. Why won’t Black directors give Viola Davis work?
Probably because there aren’t many black directors in Hollywood besides Tyler Perry, Spike Lee, and Lee Daniels. I don’t see any of their roles fitting her anyway.
18. White people, can you tell me why ya’ll love Flo’rida so much?
I wanna hear the answer to this too.
20. Is the recession killing Beyonce’s tour game?
Of course she (and you) would use the recession as an excuse as to why her tour isn’t selling.
Comment by Anonymous — April 9, 2009 @ 4:46 pm |
lol great post
why do they love flo-rida that song is wack!
eminem needs to hang it up- NOW!
don’t talk shit bout Gaga Mike, that’s my bitch! he CD is awesome!
btw- recession diaries are pretty good- keep up the good work mike!
Comment by miko — April 9, 2009 @ 5:02 pm |
Lady Gaga is that ISH.
and what should you do for your bday??
STANKY LEG 😉
Comment by Anonymous — April 9, 2009 @ 6:54 pm |
i must say, I am white, and i have no idea why my people like Flo-rida.
I guess it could go with my theory of white people LOVE what I call “hip-pop”, you know, that poppy shit.
Comment by pearl451 — April 9, 2009 @ 8:34 pm |
i must say, I am white, and i have no idea why my people like Flo-rida.
I guess it could go with my theory of white people LOVE what I call “hip-pop”, you know, that poppy shit.
Comment by pearl451 — April 9, 2009 @ 8:34 pm |
Donnie and co. believe once you don’t give in to your temptation and pray about being tempted, then you aren’t gay, or doing such a “bad” thing anymore.
When is your birthday ?
~G
Comment by Anonymous — April 10, 2009 @ 2:08 am |
Donnie and co. believe once you don’t give in to your temptation and pray about being tempted, then you aren’t gay, or doing such a “bad” thing anymore.
When is your birthday ?
~G
Comment by Anonymous — April 10, 2009 @ 2:08 am |
I’m gonna need everybody on that list to take a bow. IMMEDIATELY, single file line!! Beyonce zzzzzzzzz stop, I can’t and I won’t. Pay a light bill or watch Sasha and Beyonce have a schizophrenic episode on stage. You be the judge!
Donnie M or as we kids like to call him Don Don, BOOOOOO!!!! There is no insulin shot to cure tang. Don’t fight the feeling, I don’t.
Comment by Cassie — April 10, 2009 @ 2:38 am |
the first thing i saw in the keke pic was all that damn hair. please. please.
lmao@ tang insulin.
Comment by the joy — April 10, 2009 @ 6:23 am |
B’s Tour not selling well? I beg to differ, homie….
http://wigcrypt.blogspot.com/2009/03/i-amtour-isnot-selling-well.html
Comment by LeeZett — April 10, 2009 @ 7:19 am |
http://tinyurl.com/c4fmv5
Comment by Danielle's Daughter — April 10, 2009 @ 7:21 am |
1. Yes, please people he is just a man.
2. A check is a check.
3. Ummm Halle is thin in this picture. Did you mean to say that Beyaki will be skinnier in 40 years?? Cause she is no where near this thin now. *confused*
4. I have no clue by looking at these 3 tacky ho’s.
5. I have learned in my 30 years on this planet that some people just like to hear themselves talk and will say some dumb ass shit.
6. I hate diet soda. You should just drink water. It’s better for you anyway.
7. I don’t watch that scripted coonery.
8. He has found what he is good at so why have him change?? Its like asking Beyaki to stop shakin her hamhocks and twerkin her p*ssy all up in the camera. It’s what she’s good at besides jacking other artists shit and passing it off as her own.
9. LOL
10. She’ll be back to munchin on carpets and swangin on poles just as soon as Kanye is bored of her.
11. GaGa is the shit! I don’t understand why people don’t like her. I guess being different and creative aint appreciated now a days.
12. They are the THIRSTIEST COUPLE OF 2009!!!! NEXT!!!!
13. my bad Mike, I’ll get on that just ASAP
14. She is as for real about her singing as she is for real about wearing them tired ass leggings and the same wig in 2 different colors 24/7, 365 days a year.
15. I don’t know. What other movie has she been in besides Doubt??
16. For real!!! We can’t have shit!!
17. I knew that they were back together but they have a #1 hit?? Already?? No fuckin way!! WOOOOOW.
18. Yes white people, please let me know. I don’t understand a damn thang that comes out of his mouth.
19. That picture is very ugly and unflattering. Why the hell is she posing like that and how many horses did they have to scalp to make that ponytail??
20. I think people are just sick and tired of the heffa and have better things to spend their money on like bills and shit.
I got over my cold finally…that’s good news to me!! LOL
Happy pre birthday!!! Get drunk and get laid!!! Yay!!
Comment by Misha5150ak — April 10, 2009 @ 8:48 pm |